Who the hell are we? Well, we have have no idea why you'd care, but since you clicked on the button, here goes!

We were a couple of poor college students who realized that the real world involves work and taking it from "The Man." We couldn't figure out which was worse, the sore backside or having to actually work. So we said, "Screw this!" and like those hippies from the 60's, we decided to make a living the only way lazy ass bitches can: t-shirts! We hate tie-dye, so we opted for vulgarity and profanity. Who says a corrupt childhood of violent video games and porn doesn't pay?! Spending the last of our savings to buy children from Ebay, we formed an army of underpaid sweatshop labor and started pumping out t-shirts to the local college crowd. Corrupting the minds of the locals simply isn't enough though, we want chaos on a global scale. That's right kids, the Internet! Porn, MP3's, and now Corruptfibers.com!